"I Fell in My Pee Pee!"

Weston was using the toilet today.  He (like a good boy) lifts both the lid and the seat up to do his business.  As he was rounding the toilet to go flush and then lower the lid and seat (what a wonderful boy he is), he slipped.  As he was falling, he caught himself on the porcelin bowl, just barely missing his face from planting itself right into the water. 

Weston stands up, visibly shaken by the incident, and says to me, "I fell in my pee pee!"